Antfarm Dickhole

January 3rd, 2011







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Antfarm Dickhole

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Antfarm Dickhole

Plot
Hailed as having "the most WTF moments in movie history" Antfarm Dickhole is the story of rampaging army ants that have nested inside a living human body...

Release Year: 2011

Rating: 1.4/10 (38 voted)

Director: Bill Zebub

Stars: Rich Carucci, Lindsey Graham, Adam Kuligowski

Storyline
Hailed as having "the most WTF moments in movie history" Antfarm Dickhole is the story of rampaging army ants that have nested inside a living human body. The unwilling host discovers that when bullies attack him, the ants defend their nest. Thus begins a tragic tale of what happens when the powerless become powerful.

Cast:
Rich Carucci - Ant-toin
Lindsey Graham - Mary-Ant
Adam Kuligowski - Bully #1
Angelina Martin - Ant-Gela
Jessica Mazo - Ant_Drea
Mike Nastri - Ant-Drew
Steve Nebesni - Detective
Tara Rose - Scientist
David M. Sitbon - Teacher
Alan Tecchio - Bully #2
Taylor Trash - Antomologist
Bill Zebub - Ant-Thony

Taglines: He's Got Ants in His Pants



Details

Official Website: Official site |

Release Date: 3 Jan 2011



Box Office Details

Budget: $6,000 (estimated)



User Review

Brilliantly horrible

Rating:

For a B, or even a D movie that this is, there are some wonderful aspects to such a low budget, poorly acted movie as this. First, the plot is original and hilarious. Second, it has just what D movies are made for: lots of people dying, and lots of naked women. Third, it has one of the most obvious and offensive titles ever. Fourth, everyone's name and many of the words have "ant" substituted in it, such as "ant- nihilation" instead of "annihilation" and "ant-ticlimatic" instead of "anticlimactic". Fifth, the dialogue surrounding evolution and relationships is very well written and deep; juxtaposed against the poor acting and strange script makes it stick out and brilliant.

These actors own the terribleness of the story line, the people dying own being eaten alive by ants, all the while centralizing around a man masturbating a lot and shooting ants from his penis to get revenge. Oh, and the girls in the bikinis are the smartest people in the film? Classic.





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