Stan Helsing

March 25th, 2010


Stan Helsing

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Still of Leslie Nielsen in Stan HelsingStill of Ken Kirzinger and Ben Cotton in Stan HelsingStill of Kenan Thompson, Steve Howey, Desi Lydic and Diora Baird in Stan HelsingStill of Kenan Thompson and Steve Howey in Stan Helsing

It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend ...

Release Year: 2009

Rating: 3.5/10 (4,942 voted)

Director: Bo Zenga

Stars: Steve Howey, Diora Baird, Kenan Thompson

It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend , best buddy and an exotic dancer/'massage therapist' - detours into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history: Freddy, Jason , Pinhead , Leatherface , Chucky , & Michael Myers.

Steve Howey - Stan Helsing
Diora Baird - Nadine
Kenan Thompson - Teddy
Desi Lydic - Mia
Leslie Nielsen - Kay
Kit Zenga - Orphan
Darren Moore - Crazy
Twan Holliday - Pleatherface (as Twan Holiday)
Ben Cotton - Fweddy
Travis MacDonald - Hitcher
Lee Tichon - Michael Crier
Ken Kirzinger - Mason
Charles Zuckermann - Needlehead
Jeff Gulka - Lucky
Chad Krowchuk - Sully

Taglines: The most feared monsters in cinematic have met their match.


Official Website: Official site |

Release Date: 25 March 2010

Filming Locations: Cloverdale, Surrey, British Columbia, Canada

Gross: €806,509 (Italy) (4 September 2011)

Technical Specs

Runtime:  | USA: (edited version)

Did You Know?

Ken Kirzinger is the only actor in this movie who had previously portrayed as a horror movie character in the past. He played Jason Voorhees in Freddy vs. Jason, while in this movie he plays Mason who is a spoof of Jason.

Continuity: When the 18-wheeler truck cut in front of Teddy's minivan, the doors of the trailer swing open to reveal its scary contents. A minute later, when they show the back of the trailer again, the doors are closed and locked.

Stan Helsing: [picking up a ringing phone] Schlockbuster. Happy Halloween.
Stan Helsing: Yeah yeah yeah, we carry porn.
Stan Helsing: What do I recommend? Well... "Schindler's Fist", "How Stella Got Her Tube Packed", "Six Degrees of Penatration". This is a good one. "Glad He Ate Her".
Stan Helsing: Yeah, yeah, okay. You're welcome, Grandma.

User Review

Oh my God......

Rating: 1/10

I think these guys don't even try anymore to make not a funny one, but even watchable movie anymore....

There is no need of spoilers or taking even a deeper look at this ''movie''. There is no plot not script no acting, nothing really present that this would qualify this as an actual movie.

When i sat down to see this movie i knew about what i was going to see. A cheap laugh. But as i realized i noticed that a actually barely smiled during the movie. I spend most of my time looking at my watch wandering when the movie is going to end. Anyway...

One hint to the producers...

STOP MAKING THIS TRASH ANYMORE. I am not an American, but i would personally be very offended if this kind of movies are supposed to reflect the cultural level of young American people.


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