Plot
It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend ...
Release Year: 2009
Rating: 3.5/10 (4,942 voted)
Director:
Bo Zenga
Stars: Steve Howey, Diora Baird, Kenan Thompson
Storyline It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend , best buddy and an exotic dancer/'massage therapist' - detours into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history: Freddy, Jason , Pinhead , Leatherface , Chucky , & Michael Myers.
Cast: Steve Howey
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Stan Helsing
Diora Baird
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Nadine
Kenan Thompson
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Teddy
Desi Lydic
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Mia
Leslie Nielsen
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Kay
Kit Zenga
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Orphan
Darren Moore
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Crazy
Twan Holliday
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Pleatherface
(as Twan Holiday)
Ben Cotton
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Fweddy
Travis MacDonald
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Hitcher
Lee Tichon
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Michael Crier
Ken Kirzinger
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Mason
Charles Zuckermann
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Needlehead
Jeff Gulka
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Lucky
Chad Krowchuk
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Sully
Taglines:
The most feared monsters in cinematic have met their match.
Filming Locations: Cloverdale, Surrey, British Columbia, Canada
Gross: €806,509
(Italy)
(4 September 2011)
Technical Specs
Runtime:|
USA:
(edited version)
Did You Know?
Trivia: Ken Kirzinger is the only actor in this movie who had previously portrayed as a horror movie character in the past. He played Jason Voorhees in
Freddy vs. Jason, while in this movie he plays Mason who is a spoof of Jason.
Goofs:
Continuity:
When the 18-wheeler truck cut in front of Teddy's minivan, the doors of the trailer swing open to reveal its scary contents. A minute later, when they show the back of the trailer again, the doors are closed and locked.
Quotes: Stan Helsing:
[picking up a ringing phone]
Schlockbuster. Happy Halloween.
[pause]
Stan Helsing:
Yeah yeah yeah, we carry porn.
[pause]
Stan Helsing:
What do I recommend? Well... "Schindler's Fist", "How Stella Got Her Tube Packed", "Six Degrees of Penatration". This is a good one. "Glad He Ate Her".
[pause]
Stan Helsing:
Yeah, yeah, okay. You're welcome, Grandma.
User Review
Oh my God......
Rating: 1/10
I think these guys don't even try anymore to make not a funny one, but
even watchable movie anymore....
There is no need of spoilers or taking even a deeper look at this
''movie''. There is no plot not script no acting, nothing really
present that this would qualify this as an actual movie.
When i sat down to see this movie i knew about what i was going to see.
A cheap laugh. But as i realized i noticed that a actually barely
smiled during the movie. I spend most of my time looking at my watch
wandering when the movie is going to end. Anyway...
One hint to the producers...
STOP MAKING THIS TRASH ANYMORE. I am not an American, but i would
personally be very offended if this kind of movies are supposed to
reflect the cultural level of young American people.
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