Stars: Lily-Rose Depp, Harley Quinn Smith, Johnny Depp
Storyline
Set in the Great White North of Canada, YOGA HOSERS tells the story of Colleen Collette and Colleen McKenzie - two teenage besties from Winnipeg who spend their lives doing Yoga with their faces in their phones, 'Liking' or 'Not Liking' the real world around them. But when these Sophomore girls are invited to a Senior party by the school hottie, the Colleens accidentally uncover an ancient evil, long buried beneath the Manitoba earth.
Cast: Johnny Depp -
Guy Lapointe
Natasha Lyonne -
Tabitha
Kevin Smith -
Bratzi
Haley Joel Osment -
Adrien Arcand
Austin Butler -
Hunter Calloway
Lily-Rose Depp -
Colleen Collette
Adam Brody -
Ichabod
Harley Quinn Smith -
Colleen McKenzie
Justin Long -
Yogi Bayer
Tyler Posey -
Gordon Greenleaf
Genesis Rodriguez -
Ms. Wicklund
Jason Mewes -
Rogue Cop
Stan Lee -
Dispatcher
Kevin Conroy -
Jennifer Schwalbach Smith -
Mrs. McKenzie
Taglines:
A Movie for Kids from the Director of 'Clerks' and 'Tusk.'
Country: USA
Language: English, French, German
Release Date: 3 Jan 2016
Filming Locations: Los Angeles, California, USA
Box Office Details
Budget: $5,000,000
(estimated)
Technical Specs
Runtime:
Did You Know?
Trivia: Michael Parks was originally cast as 'Old Man Arcaine' but fell ill during production. Ralph Garman then took over the role, and shaved his head bald for the part. See more »
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Rating: 6/10
Saw the "premier" in NJ.
First off, let me say Kevin Smith seems like a genuinely good dude.
Actually - he is undoubtedly a great dude. Listening to him speak about
film and the whole process was inspiring. It seemed like I was hearing
one of my buddies talk. Very down to earth- but at the same time he'll
throw out something ridiculous - but hilarious. Listening to him speak
was arguably better than the movie. For the record- I wouldn't consider
myself a HUGE Kevin Smith fan. I like him- but you know. I'm not one of
the die hard Kevin Smith fans. I respect the hell out of him. I must
admit though, I haven't seen his latest films.
"Yoga Hosers" had its moments. Johnny Depp is almost unrecognizable and
had everyone laughing. For him to go from Black Mass to this is
mind-boggling. Talk about versatility. The two main girls might not sit
well with people - but with Mr Smiths prologue - I understood their
performances. They are supposed to be brats who are obsessed with their
cell phones. The movie has a bunch of cameos whom people will recognize
from the past and enjoy seeing again. It also had a cool 80's arcade
vibe. It's obviously not meant to receive Oscars or critical acclaim;
but, nevertheless, it's a fun flick- with some interesting
performances. The story itself is silly- in that unique Kevin Smith
way. I did feel bad after at the Q and A when he kept saying he was a
crappy filmmaker and that he has no skill (comparing himself to
Tarantino). I know he's being humble, but it just didn't seem right
hearing that. Clerks, Dogma, Mallrats? Classics man. He represents NJ
well. I wanted to shout out but I was working. I think he just felt it
was important to acknowledge the haters, and I respect that.
So- yeah. This is a tough movie to review. The best way to put it -
it's so bad it's good. I think that's the point. It definitely had
funny moments. Even some creepy ones. It is a comedy though - before
anything else. It's a movie for all ages really. The theater was sold
out and cracking up. I do kinda wish they used less CGI - but for this
type of story - it is somewhat necessary. It's a shame people have
labeled it as "a play date" just because of the father /daughter +
father/daughter thing. That's what Mr. Smith said at least.
Overall, if you're feeling up for a weird, funny B - movie and you're a
fan of Kevin Smith and Johnny Depp- I suppose it's worth a watch. I had
a good time. Like I said- it's so bad it's good.
6/10
P.S. Very cool to learn Kevin Smith and I were born at the same
hospital. Riverview Medical Center.
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