Plot
A psycho cop with a weakness for killing his female arrests gets what's coming to him when a pack of zombie women rise from their graves in order to get proper revenge.
Release Year: 2004
Rating: 1.6/10 (4,631 voted)
Director:
Ulli Lommel
Stars: Günther Ziegler, Brandon Dean, Axel Montgomery
Storyline A psycho cop with a weakness for killing his female arrests gets what's coming to him when a pack of zombie women rise from their graves in order to get proper revenge.
Cast: Günther Ziegler
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Joe Singer
Brandon Dean
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Vitalio
Axel Montgomery
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Det. MacQueen
Phil Lander
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Scott
Martina Bottesch
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Romy
Szilvi Naray-Davey
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Holly
Karen Maxwell
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Virginia
Naidra Dawn Thomson
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Desiree
Victoria Ullmann
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Susan
Kevin McCloskey
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Officer Brian
Nola Roeper
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Officer Malloy
Scott Schecter
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Officer Damon
(as Scott 'T' Schecter)
Dave Rudabough
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Officer Tully
Brett Patrick Dearth
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Brian McDowns
Annabella Milan
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Mother
Filming Locations: Angeles National Forest, California, USA
Box Office Details
Budget: $1,500
(estimated)
Technical Specs
Runtime:
Did You Know?
Trivia:
Director Trademark:
[Ulli Lommel]
Black leather gloves.
Goofs:
Crew or equipment visible:
You can see the camera man in the reflection of the red car about 15-20 minutes into the movie.
Quotes: Dr. Melnitz:
Is it safe?
User Review
How to whip up an Ulli Lommel Special...
Rating:
In order to make an Ulli Lommel Special, you will need the following
ingredients:
- 10-15 "actors" picked randomly from a variety of high school and
community college drama programs (preferably ones dismissed for utter
lack of talent)
- 1 part German wooden lead to stumble through English dialogue
- 1 abandoned warehouse to house all sets (police station with
blatantly exposed sewage pipes clearly indicating it is shot in boiler
room, apartment that looks like Ikea show room, furniture store whose
door remains open all times of day despite lack of presence of staff or
security team)
- 1/4 gallon of white paint (will not be enough to paint walls within
camera range in said warehouse)
- 1 part crew man's accidental and blatant reflection in mirror
- 1 part stolen soundtrack song from THE EXORCIST (to be repeatedly
used)
- Multiple parts flashback of fat bald man getting spanked
- 1 part clone of Parker Posey
- 1 part random FIGHT CLUB-ish scene where two men fist fight and fall
into strategically placed cardboard boxes while friends and family
shout encouragement, only never to be mentioned again
- 2 cameras; one digital that shoots in good quality, one amateur home
video camera that is glaring opposite to other camera
- 1/4 teaspoon of black make-up (apply generously; black make-up under
eyes will encompass ALL zombie make-up)
- 3 parts lighting equipment to be blatantly captured in shot in every
police station scene
- 1 part terribly out of place, unnoticed, non-utilized gong, placed in
very fake police station
- 0 parts script supervisor
- 1 part audacity to use MARATHON MAN homage (in nonsensical way)
- 1 part random businessman that waits out in middle of woods to make
business deals via cell phone, only to become fodder for zombie girls
(who then steal car)
- 1 part mechanic who takes out penis behind door as zombie girls
approach
- 1 part fake bloody penis
- 1 part hope that you won't realize Uli didn't bother to write out the
hero who disappears halfway through the movie due to real-life hospital
visit
- 0 parts logic
- 6 parts zombie girls to wear said black make-up under eyes up with no
other make-up effects to be seen (except for continuity-be-damned close
ups in mirrors)
- Multiple parts suspension of disbelief (cop takes offending woman to
warehouse, partner waits outside, cop comes back out sans woman but
with giant body-sized duffel bag, partner is not suspicious)
- 1 part completely ludicrous ending
Take all said ingredients and throw haphazardly against wall. Hope it
sticks. Take generous portion, swallow with grimace as Ulli Lommel rips
money from your pockets, laughs maniacally.
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