Disaster Movie

August 29th, 2008







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Disaster Movie

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Still of Carmen Electra in Disaster MovieStill of Matt Lanter in Disaster MovieStill of Nicole Parker in Disaster MovieStill of Crista Flanagan in Disaster MovieStill of Crista Flanagan, Gary 'G. Thang' Johnson, Matt Lanter and Kim Kardashian in Disaster MovieStill of Vanessa Lachey and Kim Kardashian in Disaster Movie

Plot
Over the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events.

Release Year: 2008

Rating: 1.7/10 (44,565 voted)

Critic's Score: 15/100

Director: Jason Friedberg

Stars: Carmen Electra, Vanessa Lachey, Nicole Parker

Storyline
Will, Lisa, and two of their friends attempt to flee man-made and natural disasters and encounter Batman, Hancock, The Hulk, Indiana Jones, Hannah Montana, Michael Jackson, Beowulf, the Love Guru, Iron Man, rabid chipmunks amongst others in their seemingly vain efforts to seek help and shelter from unknown threats.

Writers: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer

Cast:
Matt Lanter - Will
Vanessa Lachey - Amy (as Vanessa Minnillo)
Gary 'G. Thang' Johnson - Calvin (as Gary 'G-Thang' Johnson)
Nicole Parker - Enchanted Princess / Amy Winehouse Look-A-Like / Jessica Simpson Look-A-Like
Crista Flanagan - Juney / Hannah Montana
Kim Kardashian - Lisa
Ike Barinholtz - Wolf / Javier Bardem Look-A-Like / Police Officer / Hellboy / Batman / Beowulf / Prince Caspian
Carmen Electra - Beautiful Assassin
Tony Cox - Indiana Jones
Tad Hilgenbrink - Prince
Nick Steele - Underwear Model
John Di Domenico - Dr. Phil Look-A-Like / Love Guru
Jason Boegh - Male Carrie
Valerie Wildman - Samantha
Abe Spigner - Flava-Flav Look-A-Like

Taglines: Prepare to die... laughing.



Details

Official Website: Official site | Official site [Australia] |

Release Date: 29 August 2008

Filming Locations: Shreveport, Louisiana, USA

Box Office Details

Budget: $25,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend: $6,945,535 (USA) (31 August 2008) (2642 Screens)

Gross: $34,816,824 (Worldwide) (15 February 2009)



Technical Specs

Runtime:  | (unrated version)



Did You Know?

Trivia:
Many of the films spoofed in this film had not been released when the script was written.

Goofs:
Revealing mistakes: The "naked" Incredible Hulk is clearly wearing green-colored underwear.

Quotes:
[first lines]
Will: [after falling face-first into a pile of feces in his dream] Oh, shit.



User Review

The fact that aspiring actors, directors, and writers can't find work while this crap is produced is absolutely appalling.

Rating: 1/10

*Disclaimer: I only watched this movie as a conditional agreement. And I see films for free. I wouldn't be caught dead giving my hard earned money to these idiots.

Well, to explain the depth of this 'film', I could write my shortest review, ever. Don't see this movie. It is by far the stupidest, lamest, most lazy, and unbelievably UNFUNNY movie I have ever seen. It is a total disaster. But since my hatred for this movie, and the others like it, extends far beyond one viewing, I think I'll go on for a bit.

I don't know any of the people in the movie besides Carmen Electra, Vanessa Minnillo, and Kim Kardashian, but it doesn't matter. They're all horrible, though I think that was the point. The editing is flat out horrible, and possibly blatant continuity errors make this crapfast even crappier than I thought it would be. Now I know that these films are not supposed to be serious at all, but come on, it's film-making 101 that if someone gets a minor facial cut, it should be there in the next shot. AND, if someone gets cut by a sword, there should be blood and at least a cut (though since the Narnia films "get away with it", I'll give Disaster Movie a pass here).

The 'jokes' are thoughtless and mindless physical gags that obviously take after some of the most popular movies of the last year (there's some from late 2007 as well, including 2 of our 5 Best Picture nominees).

You know what the saddest thing about these stupid movies are? I don't care how much money they make, or how many cameos they have, these sorry ass excuses for films are taking away jobs from actors, writers, and directors that truly deserve the attention. Lionsgate, I thought you had better taste than this. You should be ashamed of yourselves for making this kind of crap. And as for Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer? Burn in hell. You guys are contributing to the decline of western civilization. Correction...you are the CAUSE of the downfall of western civilization.





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