Plot
At South Beach University, a beautiful sorority president takes in a group of unconventional freshman girls seeking acceptance into her house.
Release Year: 2006
Rating: 1.6/10 (9,147 voted)
Director:
William Heins
Stars: Paris Hilton, Simon Rex, Paula Garcés
Storyline At popular South Beach University (Miami), filthy rich super-snob Victoria English is the absolute queen of leading Greek student club, Sigma Sigma. In order to achieve her crowning ambition, winning FHM Magazine's annual best sorority, she must atypical recruit 'Sigmies' to fulfill the diversity criterion. Ambitious sycophant pledge Kristen Haas helps her attract 'losers' (to poor, ugly, unfashionable), who are cruelly put trough excruciating hazing, without intent to actually enroll them. Gloria, the brightest and must assertive pledge, however wins the heart of Derek 'baby Dick', Victoria's ideal, yet constantly abused boy-friend, whose bitch-addiction is cured by this alternative lover. Together they lead the revolt of the not-even-nerds.
Writers: Cheryl Guerriero, Anna Obropta
Cast: Paris Hilton
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Victoria English
Paula Garcés
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Gloria Torrez
(as Paula Graces)
Sarah Carter
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Kristen Haas
Simon Rex
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Derek
Geoffrey Arend
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Dax
/
Mother
/
Photographer
Alexis Thorpe
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Morgan
Bianca Lawson
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Monique
Noureen DeWulf
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Poo Poo
Kerri Kenney
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Kathy Johnson
(as Kerri Kenney Silver)
Amanda Aday
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Maxine Picker
(as Amanda Lee Aday)
Diva Zappa
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Babs Cohen
Amanda Rowan
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Trista
Sarai Howard
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Tonya
(as Ali Dee)
Greg Cipes
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Reed
Randy Spelling
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Kelly
Opening Weekend: RUR 19,407,960
(Russia)
(11 February 2007)
Gross: $1,556,337
(Worldwide)
(25 February 2007)
Technical Specs
Runtime:
Goofs:
Miscellaneous:
The film's DVD case misspells the names of Carmen Electra and Holly Valance as "Carmen Elektra" and "Holy Vallance" respectively.
Quotes:
[repeated line]
Babs Cohen:
[to a random woman]
Nice legs. What time do they open?
User Review
My brain tried to strangle me
Rating: 1/10
If I could give this movie a ratings less than 1 I would. This is
coming from someone who LIKES fairly terrible movies. I watched Dorm
Daze and thought it was mildly amusing. I watched Britney Spears in
Crossroads for gods sake.
This movie made my brain try to jump down my throat and choke me just
to save itself from the abject misery. Even the randomly placed T&A
shots weren't enough to come CLOSE to making up for the terrible acting
and plot. Having one of those girls in my actual LIVING ROOM naked
would have made it even, and that's about it.
I would like to personally curse the names of the people who gave this
movie a positive review, since I watched it based on those
recommendations. I hope they have an extremity crushed by a load of
bricks.
Oh, and if you didn't think it was possible to hate that worthless
waste of space Paris Hilton any more. . . this movie will prove you
wrong.
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